The "Ex" weight loss plan

So, I was out with a friend last night and we were talking about the "Ex" diet. This is the best diet I have ever found. You take off weight like crazy and you keep it off. It works like this:

1. Find out your spouse or significant other is having an affair.

2. Try to make it work.

3. Fail.

Voila! Watch the pounds slip away. My friend lost 25 pounds and has kept it off. I have already lost 22 pounds. I look fantastic. Other than having to buy all new clothing, it is really easy. No special food or time-consuming exercise. No initial start-up costs or sign-up. No regular meetings.

Plus, you don't have to explain to people which celebrity is touting your diet because I think all of them are. The "Ex" diet is for everyone. No initial health screening. Try it today!